Over the weekend I spent some time with a couple of friends.  It was around 2:30 pm and we were all ready to go out and enjoy the gorgeous weather.  (It was a really sunny Saturday.)  Anyways, we were spit balling some ideas around and someone came up with the bright idea to go drive… Continue reading High Altitude Fun!

  Throughout your life you may experience bad days, good days, and an occasional great day.  However, on June 7th, I experienced something far better than a great day.  I experienced a full twenty four hours of intense pleasure.  From the moment I woke up, to the moment I closed my eyes, my Tuesday  was… Continue reading A Joyous June 7th

The end of the year is quite near and I couldn’t be more excited.  Summer is fast approaching but I’m quite worried!  You see, it’s been quite foggy lately and I’m concerned that I’ll be stuck inside if the weather doesn’t improve.  Finals are just about done, aside from my math final. I’m feeling pretty… Continue reading Wrapping Up!

Lately a lot has changed in my household. I recently moved an awesomely cool, wicked electronic device has been moved into my bedroom. It is commonly known as an Apple TV. It allows me to watch movies, tv shows, Netflix, Hulu, HBO, NBC Sports, and countless other awesome features. This has really revolutionized may night… Continue reading Great Changes!

With the first secrete lunch interview about a child’s poorly timed revealing of his lack of tolerance towards dairy, being such a whopping success, I have decided to attempt a second “Secrete Lunch Interview.”  Before I dive into my secrete lunch interview, allow me to explain The restaurant is unknown, the interviewees are unknown, the… Continue reading Secrete Lunch Interview pt. 2

This weekend I took a brief trip to Eugene, Oregon!  It was meant to be just a couple hours of travel total, but a few travel blunders my fellow travelers and I were way off target.  My journey began at 3:37 when me, my mother, and my eldest brother took off in the family car,… Continue reading My Trip to Ye Old Eugene!

I believe by now, that it is a well-known fact that my widespread blogging success has been no stroke of luck, and by no means was it achieved by chance.  So I can undertsand why some of my readers are so intrigued as to how I gained such a massive following.  You see, what separates… Continue reading Blogging 101

The one side of Nonspecific Prolific Parker you have yet to be introduced to is his rebellious side, due to my naturally well-mannered and polite self.  However, in the past week I have been nothing but rebellious.  Run-ins with the law, countless security guard confrontations, and an occasional high-speed chase were all part of the… Continue reading Spring Breaking The Rules: Wet and Wild Edition

I stir in bed with a youthful smile laiden across my face.  Through my bedroom window, I feel the rays of the magnificent sun beat down on the fabrics of my dark linens.  Although I cherish this moment, the scorching sun begins to heat up the lower part of my back, leaving me with two… Continue reading My Mid-Morning Munch

As I stand on my front lawn, I feel a light breeze against my unclothed body.  An intense quiver surges through my torso.  The dark, dreary night time sky, surrounds me at all sides.  Gazing at the stars, I feel vulnerable, and hopeless.  Thoughts flood through my mind, and water begins to build at the… Continue reading A Day in the Life of a Lonely Soul: With Nothing Known and Everything to Learn